The Obituary Tag

Greetings!

I've been tagged by the lovely OddGhoulOut for the Obituary tag challenge.

A quick warning though, before I begin:

I get nervous/ill sometimes when I see or read anything to do with 'death'....(Probably one of the reasons I don't like skulls...) and yeah, I lose Goth points. Bleh.

So my version of this will be ridiculously lighthearted...If you wanted to read something more 'morbid or dark' I suggest you check out the other people's tags. (But you really don't need a reason. They're just that fabulous. :D)

Anyhow. On to the challenge.

So, Here's the rules:

1. Link back to whoever tagged you.
2. Put these rules in your tag. 
3. Write an obituary about yourself (it can be as funny or as serious as you like).
4. Write about a paragraph or two (or more if necessary) in length.
5. You may tag up to 10 people, and be sure to link to them.
6. Have fun, because creative writing is one of the greatest joys in life!

My Obituary:

Cherish, who at her time of passing was aged 16, has unfortunately passed away on the 1st of September, 2012. She was born on the Autumn day of April 29th, 1996, and she will be missed.

During her life, she was known to be sarcastic, and prone to make most hideous jokes, but at the same time really didn't mean any harm by them, (she would've wanted you to know that) and adored rabbits immensely. As well as this, she was fond of writing and cartoon style art, and wished forever to be more spooky.

It is unknown how she died, but evidence suggests either heart failure or an overdose of what she described as 'Loki-feels.' Reports also show she had an enormous crush on the actor Tom Hiddleston, and upon viewing one too many photos of him she may have exploded.

Do join us for the funeral this Monday at 2 pm. There will be Karaoke, free WiFi, and an abundance of snack foods. (Don't ask how there will be free WiFi at a cemetery. Just believe it.)

Cherish was fond of many genres of music, but the song she wished to be played during the ceremony was 'I like big butts and I cannot Lie.'

It is also advised during the service to bring a wooden stake with you, and necklaces of garlic will be handed out at the grave site. You can never be too careful.

Tags:

Everyone I wanted to tag has already been tagged. :( But I will look forward to reading your posts. :)

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Well there you have it. That was more foolish than I originally expected....But hey, it's all good.

I guess I'll see you darlings later, with that post on 'Potion bottle crafting' :D

Farewell!

Ps: I lost a follower....*Sobs into the floor* now I only have 63. :(

Would anymore of you lovely readers bring the count back to 64...Or make my spooky heart glad by getting me to 70 followers by Halloween?

And to all those that stuck around: You are the best people in the world and I wish you the best of Septembers, and that you may find Halloween goodies everywhere. :P