Greetings!
I come back to bore you with another post of utter idiocy. This time it's a random list of things I dislike, anything odd, and the Wedding Singer. :P
THINGS I DISLIKE. Please excuse me if I have offended you in any way. This is my personal opinion.
1: I really don't like hip hop, mainstream pop and rap...and in general most music from beyond the early 90s is quite out of my liking zone. (This does not apply to everything) The reason being is that the stuff today is pretty annoying to listen to and it seems like hardly any one can sing without the help of autotune.
2: I hate to say it, but I don't really like skulls and skull print on things too much. I don't know why, but they just don't sit with me.
3: For me to like a movie (Particularly a historical movie), the acting must be top notch, the script must NOT have any errors that make it sound like something out of hollywood, it must have flow, and there shouldn't be obvious slip ups or irritating people. (Aka Captain Obvious patrons.) Basically: Historical accuracy, believable plot, old style speech, no lazy modern talk.
For fun, here's an example of a COP. (Captain Obvious Patron):
Aragorn: "Draw out Sauron's armies. Empty his lands. Then we gather our full strength to march on the Black Gate."
Eomer: "We cannot achieve victory through strength of arms."
Aragorn: "Not for ourselves, but we can give Frodo a chance. We'll keep Sauron's eye fixed upon us...keep him blind to all else that moves.
Then the grand Captain Obvious moment.
Legolas: "A diversion."
*Yes, HELLO? Of course it's a diversion you twit!*
*I love Lord of the Rings, but moments like these make me bang my head against the wall.*
Most movies don't make it past my judgement, so please, if you want to enjoy yourself, never watch or discuss a movie with me. I'll spoil it for you without even trying. (Even movies that are my favorites still have me picking at them constantly.)
4: I don't like anime very much. I seem to only like traditional art like painting. (Again, I'm a terrible critic.)
5: Same goes for Hello Kitty. Living in Asia for a lot of my young life, I saw it every where and I was actually quite scared of it. So even now I don't favor it too much.
6: I like Emilie Autumn's style but her music is still taking it's time to crack my barriers. I find it okay, (It's growing on me) but I don't favor it that much yet.
7: I am scared of Santa Claus and Clowns...probably from too many horror movies and experiences as a child.
8: I despise some kinds of slang. We'll take a few examples. Barbie, for barbeque, Cat, for catalogue (this one in particular makes me feel sick every time I hear it), Footy, for football, Chook, for chicken...okay I'll stop now, but that's only a few of the most annoying ones.
9: I can't stand it when people have bad manners and spelling. My family's even gone so far as to nickname me "The grammar and manners police" when I constantly check them up.
10: Surprisingly, I don't like Joy Division that much.
Oh well, that's the end of my depressive list...
Before I put you to sleep with my rambling:
Farewell!
3 comments:
I agree with all of your points, although I use "chook" only when speaking to actual, real live chickens. My mother has them, they're a pair of middle-aged, frumpy Isa Browns. They like a chat. XD
I HATE BAD MANNERS SO MUCH. If you couldn't tell. Being rude, having bad spelling and grammar, and being a cunt are mortal sins. My sister ones told me that spelling doesn't matter and - I am telling the truth here - I had a panic attack. :|
Oh - and I love all aspects of Emilie Autumn. She's a dramatic soprano like me. Can't help it.
Kitty:
I am relieved to know that I'm not being a pest for forcing people to spell correctly and use good manners. :D
I'm listening to EA right now, I found I actually like Dead is the New Alive and Gentlemen aren't Nice. :)
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